“Ere, Missus! You looking for some shapely fun? I know your type missus – I bet you’re wanting to look ever so comely and shapely like? Then you’d best get some coin and head on down to Kittylicious! Shapes..because I hear she’s about to launch a new collection, that promises to be big in more ways than one! Oh, and if you see that Dante Rossetti on yer way dahn there, you’d best gi’ him a wide berth. Them artists, they’re nuffink but trouble..”