<Starts singing ‘Golden’ for the millionth time this week/year/decade/century…>

I am one of those lurkers who lurk in the shadows, trying to get into events that haven’t been set up yet because I just need newness and have a serious case of FOMO. I’m not proud, but I am trying to deal with it. I’m failing because LOOK AT MY F*%KING BAG!!!

KUSTOM 9 doesn’t open until the 15th, and I’ve been and purchased something resplendent and limited edition too!

It’s a bag that’s in the shape of a chicken. It comes complete with some poses so you can serve maximum handbag looks without your AI being silly about it, and it is a thing of beauty. Just BEHOLD the golden chicken!! Look into its eyes and tell me it’s not serving looks! (Ella Purnell being one of them…)

According to the creators, SNUGGLE & CO this is ‘Maia’s Chicken Bag’but it sodding well isn’t. It’s mine. And I bloody love it, in fact I love all of them, aren’t they sensational? There are 149 of the golden chicken bags left and I heartily suggest you go and check them out when KUSTOM9 opens at 12AM SLT on January 15th.