Yes folks, prostitution ain’t what it used to be. Despite my best efforts on the Town Hall steps the punters have dried up, much like my flaps..so I’ve had to do something far more imaginative that doesn’t involve ping-pong balls or Nutella…I jest. I’M JOKING!

As you will recall a couple of weeks ago I opened a stall and have been pleasantly surprised with the results, so I’ve bitten the bullet and opened my very own store!

EEP! It’s choc full of my shapes..because it’s a shape store and that’s all I sell…They’re all fabbo (even if I do say so myself) and are *stupidly*cheap…( like me!)

Most shapes are either L$100 or L$150..BUT you can pick from two shapes at L$10 each for the opening weekend ( ‘Amanda’ & ‘Cherry Dahling!’) PLUS there’s a dollarbie and a FREEBIE to boot.

Bingo bango chuffing bongo!

Click on the link in my sidebar..it’ll take you to my stall but just turn around and you’ll see my store..tee hee, not moved far have I?

I hope you like it and feel free to post comments / feed me chocolate / leave me presents in the comments below….weee!!!!