Yesterday evening I was having some god-awful problems with SL. No surprises there then, but I was struggling to TP and even move at one point. When I was booted out for the umpteenth time I decided that I’d had quite enough for one evening, and shut down my PC.
Cue this morning, I logged in with no dramas at all and was busily preparing my avatar for some shape-making adventures, when I spotted this note left upon my armchair in my studio…

In case you’re having difficulty reading it, let me illuminate you:

“Dear Kitty, We waited for you on Sunday but you didn’t come back so we had sex on your sofa. Love, The Lesbians Next Door”

I have a white sofa.
There are non-descript secretions upon it…GAAAHHH!

( Incidentally, “The Lesbians” in question are Amanda Shinji and Sable Sunset and I adore them..this was JUST the giggle that I needed to start my morning which is why I’m sharing it with you here..)

Right, I’m off down to Tesco’s to buy some Vanish and a scrubbing brush..