When Strawberry Singh released her new meme this week I knew that I would have to partake. But I’ve been so busy with real life that I figured I wouldn’t have time, so imagine my surprise when I logged in-world to find Ebbe Linden waiting for me! He was all snuggled up under my duvet with my hot water bottle wanting some Kitty cuddles. Apparently he’d heard that I’m incredibly good at the cuddling malarkey, I wonder who told him? Anyway I said Ok, just this once, as long as he didn’t make it a habit. I shuffled in beside him and propped myself up on some pillows…
Ebbe snuggled up beside me and asked me to tell him a story, so I decided to tell him what changes I’d like to see him bring to Second Life. This is what I suggested, in between offering sips of lovely warming hot chocolate and stroking his hair softly while he happily sucked his thumb.
1. Work on the Second Life pricing model from the ground up. It needs reconsideration, land prices are extortionate and so are tier fees. These need to be examined and reconsidered. It’s my firm belief that there could be so much more achieved in our virtual world if land were more reasonably priced.
2. Work on the Second Life image problem. Too many people think that Second Life ended years ago. It’s utterly ridiculous! If I could count how many times I’ve heard the phrase “Second Life? Is that still going?” I’d be counting for a very long time. For me it’s always felt as though Linden Lab isn’t very supportive of the environment that it’s created, does anyone else get that vibe? It’s almost as though we’re begrudgingly tolerated sometimes, and that’s not a good feeling. People in charge should be PROUD of our virtual community. What we need is Linden Lab to be more vocal about Second Life and what it has achieved. They need to be extolling the virtues of our community and work hard to really publicise the strengths of it in the media, rather than let them paint us all as sex-mad depraved perverts. (Well, some of us are of course, but not everyone!) We have such a rich, vibrant user-created world here to celebrate, not condemn. Let’s see if Ebbe really will support the residents and gain back some of the reputation that Second Life has sadly lost.
3. Make premium membership more inviting! To encourage sign-ups the Lab really do need to be more generous. A good start would be to increase weekly stipend payments from L$300 to L$500, and increase the prim limit in Linden Homes to 500 prims. Admittedly the introduction of mesh has made them easier to furnish but 250 prims doesn’t really allow for the frills and frippery that we all like to adorn our virtual homes with. In fact, perhaps it’s time to remodel the homes? Why not install mesh housing for a start, and get some of the best content creators in-world on side to help re-invigorate the living areas and give them all a fresh, new look. Linden Homes has always felt like a missed opportunity. It’s almost there, but not quite. It could be so much more, so could Ebbe be the CEO to sort it out? I hope so, I really do!
And with that, I covered Ebbe up and let him drift off to sleep as I sang the haunting lullaby, ‘Soft Kitty’, gently into his ears….ahem.
(PS I refuse to think I was the only person on the grid to think of THIS when I saw the words ‘Flat Ebbe’ on Berrycake’s blog!?!)
(PPSS Am I the only one who think Ebbe’s avatar looks like Todd from ‘Breaking Bad’?)
4 thoughts on “FLAT EBBE LINDEN MEME”
It was me, I told him you were awesome at cuddling, guess he had to go see for himself. 😛 Great points Kitty, especially about that pricing model! ❤
Thanks Berrycakes! Yup, pricing MUST change. Fancy a cuddle? x
Hi! I love the cuddles story – and your ideas! I had not even thought of the Linden Homes…but they do need some revamping and more prims would really help. I have many places to hang my hat in SL, but I do keep my Linden Home and I visit there frequently. Sometimes, when I just don’t want to be at the main sim, I go there and change clothes – or just sit and relax whilst I work on a project or something IRL on the computer.
So glad I ran over here to check this out, Kitty! Nice blog!